offspring.

We all know of Allan's insatiable hunger for them pretty girls, heck i'm sure he would more than admit it if you confronted him about it. If he were dirt poor, mad ugly, and unsuccessful in life, none of that would matter as long as he had a hot wife.

Were he to have a beautiful woman in possession... let's say Megan Fox. There's guaranteed to be reproduction involved.

Ladies and gentlemen, i'm proud to introduce to you the would be offspring of these two strangers; Megan Fox and our very own Allan.

May i present: Megan Audallan:
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With this picture as my evidence, i must sadly announce that Allan cannot be allowed to reproduce with Megan Fox, for the world is not prepared for sexiness of such magnitude as Megan Auduallan.