A day that passed with extremely large amounts of productive work being completed.
The first productive piece of work is captured in physical form. Through the studies of dynamics and statics, my interest in physics grew to such a level that i decided to conduct an experiment which would hypothetically combine said two subjects. The hypothetical experiment would involve the construction of a lightweight body which would be accelerated against the earth's gravitational pull with a force of just the right speed so as to induce a static equilibrium when coming into contact with a second body, one of much larger mass, and flat shape. One of the pictures recorded for observational purposes has been included:
Figure 1: The accelerated body in equilibrium.
There were no conclusions drawn from this experiment.
Shortly after the conducting of this experiment, our experimenter (yours truly), was lucked with a stroke of serendipity. To his amazement, a colleague of his had come up with a foolproof and functional method of completing multiple tasks with a simple action.
Allan had discovered a method to promote public health through instilling a fierce hunger, shelter his head from any incoming attacks, smell absolutely incredible, AND repel all female persons from a 20 metre radius of himself for fear of "catching whatever he's got". Such a feat was remarkable, and recorded as shown below:
Figure 2: The multipurpose contraption - Copyright by: Alluong Audallan
Unfortunately, the amounts of success this individual had achieved proved to be too much for his sanity, and his ingenuity acted as an overdose to his brain, driving him to believe he was a super hero. None other than the mighty masked sub man who's foremost driving belief was that no person should have to suffer without a long hard shaft filled with seamen, or a "sub". He also made it clear that he would be far more than willing to share his sub, for "the sub man's sub was like no other non-subman's sub."
Figure 1: The accelerated body in equilibrium.There were no conclusions drawn from this experiment.
Shortly after the conducting of this experiment, our experimenter (yours truly), was lucked with a stroke of serendipity. To his amazement, a colleague of his had come up with a foolproof and functional method of completing multiple tasks with a simple action.
Allan had discovered a method to promote public health through instilling a fierce hunger, shelter his head from any incoming attacks, smell absolutely incredible, AND repel all female persons from a 20 metre radius of himself for fear of "catching whatever he's got". Such a feat was remarkable, and recorded as shown below:
Figure 2: The multipurpose contraption - Copyright by: Alluong Audallan
Unfortunately, the amounts of success this individual had achieved proved to be too much for his sanity, and his ingenuity acted as an overdose to his brain, driving him to believe he was a super hero. None other than the mighty masked sub man who's foremost driving belief was that no person should have to suffer without a long hard shaft filled with seamen, or a "sub". He also made it clear that he would be far more than willing to share his sub, for "the sub man's sub was like no other non-subman's sub."
Figure 3: Subman. Identity remains unknownSo much had already been accomplished in this day, but Justin just couldn't let the day end without repeating his first experiment twice more just to make sure that his work would not be forgotten.
His work will not be forgotten... Until it comes down.
Oh January 26th, you will be sorely missed.
hurr hurr!
OMG <#3
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