Bacon Sandwich

So today for lunch; i made myself a bacon sandwich and it got me thinking - wow there is an awful lot of porn out on the internet these days.

And i'm not even going to try and act like i dont watch it, in fact i'm probably the most open about my porn... But seriously, i've seen alot of videos and i just want to rant about how many hilaroius and fucked up videos there are.

You can act like you dont watch porn or that you've never seen any of these but i know deep inside atleast one of these video's you can relate to. if you dont already know, there are many categories of porn - So i've decided to make a list (dont worry i wont link you)

1. So you've got your normal 1 on 1
2. Then it gets more interesting having 2 on 1 (either 2 guys giving DP or 2 girls on a guy)
3. Then it gets kinda weird (Triple Penetration or 3 girls, guys fantasy)
4. Then it just gets into a jerk circle (4+ guys also known as bukkake)
5. Evening out the ratio 2+ : 2+ just turns into an orgy
6. Then from the above you've got your inter-ratials (usually a big black guy on a various race of girls, or your black (Ebony) or asian (alot of japanese school girls - the japs def turn it up the notch with weird devices i'll get to that in a bit)
7. You've got your solo vids (girl with finger, dildo, etc)
8. 3rd base - You've got your candid blowjob vids (regular - deepthroat - throatfuck)
9. Every mans dream is the tittyfuck (Please if you dont have atleast D's this is pointless and fail)
10. There's anal vids (sober & drunk)
11. The creampies - kinda gross but i hope you all know what that is if you dont, the guy finishes in the girls vag or butt
12. Of course you've got the candid cumshot vids hilarious sometimes
13. MILF and Cougar vids
14. Anime/Hentai
Lets get into some of the funny stuff -
15. Love the porn sites that have the shitty ass acting scenes
16. The big black guys that are 12+ inches (1 LITRE)
17. Golden Showers and Poo'ing on eachother
18. BDSM and Domination
19. Midgets
20. Virgin (really nasty)
21. Fuckkin nasty tentacles and weird objects like that
22. Animals
Well there you have it, i tried to cover all the bases - this was supposed to be kinda a fun thing to talk about, you can def come up to me and ask me some of the fucked up things i've seen and i'm sure you'll be amused. And for all the guys i bet you can relate the this pic below :)