Friday, March 5, 2010

Lucid Dreaming

Before Justin can point this out, i would like to cherish this moment and talk about dreams, apparently today at the best place to eat for dinner, CUM JUG (sounds and tastes like its spelt) but none the less while we were enjoying our "preserved pork and egg oh wait, preserved uhh ... pay dan sow yook jook" he brought up this idea of lucid dreams.
Lucid Dream - being able to control what exactly you are dreaming and are fully conscious that you are in a dream.

Just imagine how awesome that would be, and you knowing me; i would take full advantage of it. Quote on Quote, "i would lucid dream my dick off"
Wow, i would probably not ever wake up; starting with tomorrow as i have planned to skip both first period APS and second period TUT in my rock course :)
I believe it has become a habit now to skip friday mornings but hey who cares, you cant be as bad as leon sleeping in full mornings !

On an entirely other note, i would like to point out that "Hi I'm Taylor and I'm a Slimer" has become an official copyright, if anybody tries to use this they must on one condition; which is talk in the slimer voice, if you are confused i would happily demonstrate for you on the spot.

But we are thinking of forming a Slime Volleyball 4P tournament hosted by none else than www.slimegames.com so get practicing or you will be slimed

Back to the dreams; my favourite dream of all time which is really hard to say and i'll probably change my mind but so far as i can remember, it would have to be having to write my calculus test not only once, not twice but three times. So this is how it goes, i dream that im sitting in EX100 writing up my exam and totally getting destroyed in it, then i wake up in my bed all sweaty and nervous relieved that it was a dream. Then yet again, it was the day of my exam so i went in and wrote it again, this time it wasn't even the calculus exam it was a totally different room. When i realized i awoke and this time i was pretty mad because i knew what was next, another calculus exam. I went in yet again and this time just got absolutely destroyed. When i awoke the next morning i realized the last time wasn't a dream :(
Just want to wish all good luck on calc exam next week as sang below, not only will our assholes be stretched by JF's fingers but burburra's gemmed pimp stick.

If only i could lucid dream, i'd want to fly and do stuff to blondies :| enough said

One last note: The Cat was Big.

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